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Team America World Police
Как раз незадолго до выборов президента США и почти одновременно с "Фаренгейт 911" в кинопрокат США вышел мультик Team America: World Police. Сделанный в лучших традициях South Park, щедро сдобренный кровавыми убийствами, матами и порнухой (да, представьте себе порнуху в кукольном мультике), он показался мне пробушевским, хотя некоторые уверяют, что жестокий стеб там - не только над противниками Буша, но и над его сторонниками. Не знаю, не знаю. Однако не откажу себе в удовольствии привести великолепную цитату, из которой становится сразу ясно и очевидно, почему надо непременно воевать с Ираком, а также непременно голосовать за Буша. Если вас смущает ненормативная лексика, то читая дальше, вы сами себе злобный буратино.
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild[*] are pussies. And Kim Jong II[**] is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls.
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much. Or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that.
But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world... but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
[*] - имеются в виду актеры и деятели искусства, выступившие против Буша и войны в Ираке: Майкл Мур, Сюзан Сарандон, Алек Болдуин и т. д.
[**] - Ким Чен Ир
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild[*] are pussies. And Kim Jong II[**] is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls.
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much. Or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that.
But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world... but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
[*] - имеются в виду актеры и деятели искусства, выступившие против Буша и войны в Ираке: Майкл Мур, Сюзан Сарандон, Алек Болдуин и т. д.
[**] - Ким Чен Ир
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Не, там все одинаково получили.