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Russian jokes in Wikipedia
Kniaz Obolenski asks Poruchik Rzhevsky:
- Tell me, Poruchik, how come you're so good with the ladies? What's your secret!
- It's quite simplement, Kniaz, quite simplement. I just come over and say: 'Hey, wanna fuck?'
- But Poruchik, you'll get slapped in the face for that!
- Oui, some of them slap, but some of them fuck!
The teacher asks the class to produce a word that starts with the letter "A"; Vovochka happily raises his hand and says "Asshole!". The teacher, shocked, responds "For shame! There's no such word!". "That's strange," Vovochka thinks to himself, "an asshole exists, but the word for it doesn't?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes
- Tell me, Poruchik, how come you're so good with the ladies? What's your secret!
- It's quite simplement, Kniaz, quite simplement. I just come over and say: 'Hey, wanna fuck?'
- But Poruchik, you'll get slapped in the face for that!
- Oui, some of them slap, but some of them fuck!
The teacher asks the class to produce a word that starts with the letter "A"; Vovochka happily raises his hand and says "Asshole!". The teacher, shocked, responds "For shame! There's no such word!". "That's strange," Vovochka thinks to himself, "an asshole exists, but the word for it doesn't?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes
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Точнее было бы вот как:
Yeah, some of them slap, but in common cases I fuck them all!