Вы слишком долго жили в Китае, если...

The sad part is that the last line of this list is true...
Not all of you will get this, but all of you will appreciate the madness...

"You Know You've Been in China Too Long When..."

At Mealtime...
1- A few shots of mao tai don't even give you a buzz.
2- You're at an expensive western restaurant and don't
even notice the guy at the next table yelling into his cell phone
3- A June 2000 Great Wall Cabernet (mixed with Sprite)is your vintage of choice
4- You think of 'salad' as diced apples in mayonnaise
5- When someone says 'snack', you think: salted cuttlefish.
6- You don't recognize a bowl of chicken soup unless there's feet and a head in it.
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