Half-punchlines: only the first half of the punchline is ever given, to avoid speaking profanity

[m_ike]

What's the difference between a chiropodist and a bad drummer? Well, the chiropodist bucks up the feet...

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? One of them clucks defiance...

What's the difference between a baby and a high-school choir director? The baby sucks his fingers...

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? The pickpocket snatches watches...

What's the difference between Barnum & Bailey's Circus and a line of Playboy bunnies? The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? A goldfish mucks around a fountain...

Comments

[spamsink.livejournal.com]

Не понял одну с карманным вором.

[m-ike.livejournal.com]

Peeping tom - вуайерист. Слова snatches и watches меняются местами.

[spamsink.livejournal.com]

Я знал, кто такой peeping tom, но не знал специфического значения слова snatch.

[m-ike.livejournal.com]

Хехе.

http://www.ew.com/article/2000/09/20/brad-pitts-new-movie-may-be-retitled
There are marketing challenges and there are marketing challenges. Sony’s indie arm, Screen Gems, is facing quite a doozie with Guy Ritchie’s (”Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels”) tentatively titled ”Snatch.” ”It might be a little problematic for audiences here,” says one source who worked on the diamond heist thriller, which stars Brad Pitt, Benicio Del Toro, and Vinnie Jones. The studio is considering changing the title to ”Snatch’d” or ”Snatched” before its release early next year. ”One thing we definitely won’t be seeing,” says the source, ”is the English campaign, which was ‘Snatch. Opening wide this fall.”’

[spamsink.livejournal.com]

!!!

[kodak2004.livejournal.com]

>> diamond heist thriller
LOL )))